“Yummy Yummy in my Tummy” or “Treatise on the Phallic Nature of Squash”
Posted on June 18th, 2009 at 9:13am by bosco Tags: candles and sandals, food, organic, recipes, refrigeration 5 Comments »
So before I get into my nutty, hippy rantings on food I’d like to tell you about a little interaction I had recently with Darian Worden. We were talking about anarchists and he mentioned how they tend to get characterized as nuts who are into all sorts of crazy things. He told me about a zine he read written by a guy who ate only organic food he grew himself, slept twelve hours a day, exercised through a vigorous regiment of “trampoline exercises” and only earned money through working as a nude model. I thought to myself, “Wow, that sounds like my kind weirdo.”
The subject of food also came up when invisipunk shared an article called Delicious Food. Basically the author was moving to a locally grown, organic diet where he makes an effort to cook all his own meals and only purchases things that “have one ingredient in the ingredients list.” There is a lot to be said for cooking things yourself. You can monitor exactly what you’re eating. Also, it’s the type of skill that can save you a decent amount of money. Buying locally has its advantages too. Granted you have to shop more often, because the food doesn’t keep as well, but it tastes significantly better. Also in many cases you get to talk to the people who grew it.
Personally my views on food are even wackier. I’m trying to cook for myself and consume things that can be preserved without the benefit of refrigeration. That basically rules out meat, which doesn’t preserve very well (jerky and canned goods being the exception). You end up with a lot of beans, lentils, rice and grains. For vegetables and mushrooms I tend to hit up the farmers market. I’m also not a huge fan of the label “organic”, which can mean all sorts of things depending on who gave the food that label. I’d much rather talk to the farmer if at all possible. I’m working on doing more things by hand as well. So I’m baking my own bread, cooking rice on the stove (I’d agree with the previous articles author that it’s really freaking hard) and trying to work with a limited amount of basic ingredients.
So, what have I learned from all this? Well a lot of people complain that making things from scratch takes a lot of time. This isn’t entirely true. Bread takes a lot of time to rise, but it doesn’t take a lot of time to mix or knead. In fact there are ways of making bread where you don’t have to knead it at all. This means you can start making bread in the morning. Go about the business of your day and finish at night. I’ve also learned that if you want to use the fridge less, you have to work hard to make sure you don’t cook more than you can eat. Lastly I’ve learned that spices are incredibly important. Different spices can make the same stuff (ie. beans) taste very different. I now understand why wars have been fought and trading routes established for these stupid, little brightly colored powders.
So there you have it, the incoherent rantings of a backwoods wannabe. Advice, recipes and insults are all welcomed in the comments.






