UK: 1 in 10 hurt themselves while using mobile phone
Posted on March 6th, 2008 by bile Categories and Tags: Uncategorized, Birmingham, cellular telephone, donation, fucking retarded, Liverpool, London, London street, Manchester, nanny state, NHS, UK, United KingdomPadded lampposts are being trialled in a London street to protect inattentive pedestrians.A pilot scheme has been launched in Brick Lane after it was found to have the highest number of ‘walking and texting’ injuries in the country.
A study carried out by 118 118 found one in ten people has hurt themselves while focused on their mobile phone screen.
The charity Living Streets is so concerned that it has teamed up with the directory enquiries service to test a scheme to wrap up the nation’s lampposts.
A poll will be carried out on Brick Lane to gauge the response of locals.
If successful, the concept will be rolled out in Birmingham, Manchester, and Liverpool.
Are they going to outlaw sports, biking and running too? I’m surprised this int some national NHS initiative to protect people from themselves because you know… we all have to pay for the injuries they get as a result of being idiots so we should pad the entire country with foam to protect them. Ohhh… even better…. foam suits that everyone has to wear. Or just as they have outlawed texting and holding a mobile phone while drive here in NJ they could ban using a mobile device while walking. I guess that would be more like NYC wanting to ban using audio players while crossing streets. Or give everyone drugs to keep them focused on only one task at a time. No one can run into a lamp post while staring at their phone if they are incapible of doing both at the same time.
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March 6th, 2008 at 9:33 am
This just in… the state has determined that end of life care too expensive, so due to budgetary constraints, death will be outlawed henceforth. Foreign wars, of course, will march on…
March 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am
oh good! i see you got the memo.